Between the Shuffling and the Madness: Dandruff, A Missing Scene

By

Jennifer Lynn

 

 

"What is it that Leo said about your hands?"

 

The light from a nearby street lamp dimly shone through the window landing on the two detectives as they stood near each other in Starsky's compact kitchen. The smell of smoke hung around them, a reminder of the small explosion they had witnessed firsthand earlier in the day and had just been lucky enough to live through.

 

Hairdressers. Not again, Starsky had thought. But it was turning out to be kind of fun, until the explosion, that is, and until some guy had mentioned something about his partner's hands.

 

Avoiding the question by trying to avoid the man, Hutch moved away from Starsky to stand, beer in hand, next to the refrigerator, in the far corner of the kitchen. His eyes scanned the room, looking around like he was trying to find a place to hide from a stalking Starsky.

 

Hutch had brushed off the cigar seller's knowledge when Buddy Owens, the hotel security guy, had quoted Leo as saying, "Mr. Marlene is no hairdresser, his hands are too tough." Sigh. Didn't Starsky know it.

 

"What is it that Leo said about your hands?" Starsky asked again, coming right up to his partner and tilting his head back to maintain eye contact. They stood like that for a minute. The light was less intense in this corner of the kitchen, but there was just enough to reveal a fidgety Hutch, unable to come up with even the innocent truth to the question.

 

This is fun, thought Starsky, deliberately trying to make Hutch uncomfortable. Let's see how far I can play him.

 

Suddenly, Starsky reached out with his left hand and grabbed Hutch's left wrist. He pulled Hutch's arm up and away from his side. Then Starsky turned his own body around so that he was now standing with his back to Hutch's front, effectively trapping his partner against the counter. He nestled into his place by leaning back and resting his body against his partner's, his head relaxing on Hutch's shoulder. Next, Starsky released the left wrist and grabbed Hutch's right hand, taking the beer can away and setting it down on the stove. Now Hutch's hands were free. Now he could do a little exploring of Hutch's hands on his own.

 

"Hmmmm..." Starsky started, petting the hand. "The right one is kind of rough."

 

"Starsky, I was checking out the cigars..." Hutch started a half-hearted protest.

 

"Hush! I'm researchin' here."

 

Starsky laid his hands, palms down, on the back of Hutch's hands and interlaced their fingers together, squeezing ever so gently.  He then curled their arms around him, enfolding himself a gentle hug, his eyes drifting shut as he reveled in their closeness. The movement caused his body to lean forward slightly, which pressed his backside lightly, but deliberately, into Hutch's groin area. Hutch let go a small moan and Starsky smiled. 

 

Becoming business like, Starsky opened his eyes and quickly hooked the thumb of the right hand into one of the belt loops of his trousers. Hoping Hutch would keep his thumb there, he released it, then he started scrutinizing the left hand, leaning once again, back against Hutch.

 

He had always noticed the size of Hutch's hands. They were so big. But despite their size, he knew the hands were gentle and graceful as they were when he was playing his guitar or taking care of his plants. Or when they were making love. They had been gentle too, but strong, after the explosion, when Hutch had grasped him by the arms and helped him to his feet as the smoke swirled around them. They could also be deadly, as they were when he was wielding his powerful gun, or curling the fingers around to make a solid fist.

 

The fingers were long, thick and tapered and the palms broad and flat. It really started in Hutch’s forearms, which were solid and muscular, and barley covered with the lightest amount of small blond hairs.

 

Starsky inspected Hutch's lower arm, turning it right and left, loving the interplay of muscles as they moved underneath the smooth, tanned skin. He held the arm up, then lowered it, moved his eyes in for a closer view, and then leaned away for a different perspective. Hutch's wrists were thick too. He circled the left wrist with his thumb and pointer... no... he had to use his middle finger in order to completely enclose his fingers around it. Big boned was his Hutch. All that solid, northern European blood running through his veins.

 

Hutch kept his nails in pretty good shape he noticed as he straightened out the hand and matched it with his own, right palm to left palm. They were cut flush with the tips of his fingers and were actually almost a shiny white. Now they were clean, but that was probably from having his hands in shampoo and water during the day. The middle finger had a small band-aid covering the tip. A reminder of just how klutzy those big hands could be at times. Hutch had cut himself yesterday, chopping vegetables, as he made them dinner. He could feel some unusual small rough spots on the pads of Hutch’s fingers. The result of pressing guitar strings Starsky surmised.

 

Both of them had hands that reflected the kind of work they did. Considering how they usually ran around their beat, getting themselves in all kinds of tough situations, Starsky found himself glad that Hutch could have his beautiful hands clean and in good shape, if only for a little while.  

 

"You know, for a righty, you use your left hand a lot," said Starsky, turning the hand over and feeling the calluses there as he traced the palm with the tips of his fingers. "Pointing at things," he chuckled, "me usually, grabbing stuff...me too... sometimes." Starsky brought the palm up to his lips and whispered, "I've even seen ya switch your gun into this hand a time or two - to protect me," and planted a light kiss right in the middle. Hutch sighed, and then squirmed against the weight pressing up against him.

 

"Nice watch." Starsky said.

 

Hutch shook his head, his wondering thoughts, instigated by the kiss, rudely interrupted by the inane comment. "You bought it for me, dummy." He straightened up his slouching body and took a soul cleansing deep breath.

 

Starsky ignored him and proceeded to hook Hutch's left thumb into another belt loop like he had done with the right. Next he freed the right hand and brought up near his face to administer a kiss on its palm as well. All's fair in love...

 

"Your right hand..." he started, looking over the new acquisition before him. The first thing to jump out at him was the presence of a ring. It was silver with a roundish stone centerpiece that never seemed to be able to stay in the correct place on his finger. Hutch had bought the ring in Mexico where they had gone on one of their rare three-day off long weekends. Starsky twisted it around to center it and noted, "I think this hand is actually slightly bigger than your left."

 

"That's not too unusual, Starsk." Hutch's voice was only marginally strained.

 

"Noooo..." He looked more closely. "Your poor right hand though.” He kissed the palm again feeling it needed some extra TLC.  “You need to keep better care of this one, Hutch. You've got scars here, on the palm and fingers from... well, you know what from."  From an explosion a couple of years ago that occurred while he was opening the trunk of one of his LTD's. Some of the skin was a different pigment, marring its perfectness. "And here." There was a small, round scar where a nail had driven into the flesh as he was trying to climb over a fence in pursuit of a purse-snatcher.

 

Starsky honored the scared skin with kisses meant to sooth away any pain these souvenirs still caused.

 

Turning the hand over to scan the backside again, his eyes caught something new. "Ah, Hutch, do you know you have a wart growing here on your pinky?"

 

"I do not," came the stern reply as the hand was pulled roughly backwards, trying to escape the inspection.

 

"Oh, no you don't," said Starsky, keeping a firm grip. "I'm not done here. Don't be embarrassed. I've had a wart or two." Starsky held the hand up so Hutch could get a better look. "Right here. That is a wart." As Hutch leaned forward to look, Starsky turned his head just enough so he could whisper his next words in his partner's ear. "If I kiss it, will you turn into a frog or a prince?"

 

Hutch jerked backwards, away from the suggestive voice that ruffled his hair and tickled his ear. "You're g-getting your stories mixed up, buddy. The girl kisses the frog who turns into a prince but if you kiss frogs, well that was how you were supposed to get warts."

 

"Are you tellin' me that you're kissing frogs now?"

 

"Only if…I'll get it removed on my next doctor's visit," Hutch said, refusing to be baited.

 

"Well, please do." Starsky laid his cheek against Hutch’s palm, rubbing lightly against it. "I can't have you with... what is it that Leo said about your hands?"

 

"He s-said..." Hutch cleared his throat. "He said that they were too rough." His voice was fading right along with his resolve not to let Starsky get to him.

 

"No, that wasn't it. It was tough. He said they were too tough, babe." Starsky ran his left hand briskly over the palm of Hutch's right hand, creating heat between the flesh. "My tough, tough Hutch," he breathed. "He was really right about that. See here?" He pointed to thick pads of skin just beneath the fingers and on the thumb. "Calluses. You got calluses here. And on the left hand. I can't have these things scratching my delicate skin," he teased.

 

"Yeah? Well maybe I should call up a real manicurist and get an appointment to do something about that." There was a slight defensive tone behind his words.

 

"And I personally know of a cute one with curly dark hair who also makes house calls, for manicures… and other things that I know you'll love."

 

"You know, I meant that when I called you a naughty, naughty boy, Starsk."

 

"I know."

 

Reaching down, he brought up Hutch’s left hand again, "Keep 'em there, Blintz."

 

But Hutch was tired of having his hands scrutinized. Instead, he wrapped his arms tightly around Starsky and held him in an almost bear hug, nuzzling his right ear. Starsky sighed as he relinquished his control and settled back to enjoy the contact and the feel of Hutch’s hands on him.

 

Oh, to be touched by these hands! Hutch could convey so much emotion through them. So much love, so much caring. They were healing hands. Hands that held him and took care of him when he was sick or in pain. They were hands that expressed love when they held him, just like they were doing now. God, how he loved Hutch and his hands. Warts and all.

 

"Ah, Hutch, I love ya even if you're not perfect."

 

Hutch poked him in the ribs.

 

"Hey!" came the squirmy protest.

 

But Hutch didn't let go. "Do you really want me to start in on YOU now?"

 

"Nah, I have better things in mind," Starsky wiggled, "and from what I can feel back there, so do you."

 

"Let's shower, babe. We got a big day tomorrow with the diamond sale and god knows what else with the wacky clientele. Not to mention The Baron." Hutch blew lightly in Starsky's ear, loving the reaction he got. "You go ahead, Mr. Marlene will be there soon, after he finishes his beer."

 

Starsky turned around and extracted himself from Hutch's embrace. "But TyTy will want him now," he purred.

 

Grabbing both of those wonderful, gentle, tough and beautiful hands, Starsky pulled them towards the bathroom, Hutch walking forwards, Starsky walking backwards. As they made their way around the furniture, the illumination from the street lamp brightened for a moment as the light angled through the kitchen window, and landed on their hands, now clasped tightly together. Their night was just getting started.